Some of these I listened to; some I didn't.
You’ll never know the difference 20 years from now.
A hamburger ain’t a hamburger without onions on it.
Be careful how you dress and what you say; If you don’t have respect for yourself, then no one else will either.
Keep the oil changed in your car.
Don’t ever bring my grandchildren back to
Date the ugly women. They will appreciate it more than the pretty ones.
Get a job with the post office. You’ll have a good job your whole life.
Don’t forget to visit the old folks.
Don’t let your budget get so tight that you can’t afford a hamburger when you want one.
Ain’t that celestial (sles-chal)?
Watch out for them juniville delinquents.
Thanks for sharing that Dad. :) I'll make sure to pass most of these on to the boys. Spaysully the "sles-chal" ones.
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Mitch
I can hear G-Pa's voice saying those things. And you...
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